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Cannibal BLT Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.19 21:46:00 - [1] Originally by: Devian 666 Is there a tl;dr version of what Tamir is on about? Jade Constantine is in his late 30's, unemployed, and has no life skills despite learning english from Margaret Atwood.
Cannibal BLT Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.19 22:23:00 - [2] I'm pretty sure whenever Jade says "old chap" it means he's angry.
Cannibal BLT Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.19 22:36:00 - [3] Edited by: Cannibal BLT on 19/02/2009 22:37:19 Originally by: Jade Constantine Originally by: Cannibal BLT I'm pretty sure whenever Jade says "old chap" it means he's angry. It really doesn't Originally by: Jade Constantine Have a great day old chap. Originally by: Jade Constantine Ah well, kidding or not, you chaps Originally by: Jade Constantine Winning is what counts old chap. Originally by: Jade Constantine Aha I can see I need to explain something else of the rules of internet discussions to you chaps So you lose this round old chap. Originally by: Jade Constantine Perhaps we move in different circles in the real world also old chap. Originally by: Jade Constantine Still ultimately its all about winning old chap. You might well find the chap Tourett's?
Cannibal BLT Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.19 23:35:00 - [4] Originally by: Jade Constantine Originally by: The Mittani so how is eve as a venue for cybersex or roleplaying a brothel or whatever it is you do jade Still dodging the question I see Mittani. Whats the matter? Was it too difficult for you? I'd like to pose a question. Originally by: Cannibal BLT Originally by: Devian 666 Is there a tl;dr version of what Tamir is on about? Jade Constantine is in his late 30's, unemployed, and has no life skills despite learning english from Margaret Atwood. confirm/deny?
Cannibal BLT Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.19 23:36:00 - [5] Just kidding that isn't a question.
Cannibal BLT Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.20 17:54:00 - [6] Edited by: Cannibal BLT on 20/02/2009 17:57:25 Jade Constantine Midnight Theatre! ---------------------------------- (Starring Jade Constantine, a 40 year old unemployed man with no life skills despite learning english from Margaret Atwood) ----------------------------------- "Oh you have "Goon" in your name! Well I will humbilly ignore you because you are a drone with no individuality almost like your alliance wide gimmick is that you're BEES." grasps a worn human skull and begins preaching "0.0 sov mechanics is overpowered because I failed to conquor an Amarr roleplaying alliance, and Goons managed to take over BoB by using a turncoat spy. It clearly must be overpowered. Especially when under cynojammers and Titans." Much to Jade's astonishment, the skull replies "But Jade! Many people have been able to conquor space under those conditions. Goonswarm obliterated Smash's whole alliance! The north doth lose space while under siege by BoB! Clearly these examples are counterpoints to such a loosely constructed argument!". Jade drops skull, places fingers in ears Lalalalalalalalalala I'm not listening to YOU because you're an unoriginal BEE and doth not a person. THE END.
Cannibal BLT Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.20 17:56:00 - [7] Edited by: Cannibal BLT on 20/02/2009 17:59:03 blurf
Cannibal BLT Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.20 20:55:00 - [8] Originally by: Vinata Originally by: Jade Constantine Originally by: Vinata Actually I'm a Senior Analyst at the Eve Institute for Intelligence and Special Tasks. It is a very important position and one which I did not gain through my usual sycophancy (a character trait I am confident you are familiar with), but one which I made the unfortunate mistake of earning. That sounds promising little goon. You have a title and everything! Come on now perhaps you'd like to explain how you developed the ah, shall we say personality to believe yourself distinct from the rest of the swarm? A Senior Analyst! SENIOR ANALYST! That sounds very impressive and very serious And it didn't take your usual sycophancy either? How very original! So come on now, tell CAOD about your past and present history in the swarm and how you came to believe you were something different from the norm? Just what do you ANALYSE for the swarm? Are you an operator on GIA ECHELON? This is actually quite interesting. Come on give me your full pitch for individual sentient status little goonie! If I knew all it would take to make you sperg out was to make it sound like I was more important than you, I'd have done that from the beginning. kablammo
Cannibal BLT Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.21 00:42:00 - [9] It's not like alliances that never manage to live in 0.0 space are people anyway.
Cannibal BLT Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.21 02:44:00 - [10] Edited by: Cannibal BLT on 21/02/2009 02:47:25 Originally by: Jade Constantine Please don't cry about it when a player takes your roleplay at face value and responds to you appropriately in the course of a political thread on an in-character forum section. Sup cutie, I heard you're a little sexy slut. Why don't you and me meet by da club, tuts. ;) Don't feel bad about never owning 0.0 space, daddy will make you feel better. That's why men are in charge of 0.0 alliances.

Cannibal BLT Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.21 04:47:00 - [11] Originally by: C4w3 Originally by: Cannibal BLT Edited by: Cannibal BLT on 21/02/2009 02:47:25 Originally by: Jade Constantine Please don't cry about it when a player takes your roleplay at face value and responds to you appropriately in the course of a political thread on an in-character forum section. Sup cutie, I heard you're a little sexy slut. Why don't you and me meet by da club, tuts. ;) Don't feel bad about never owning 0.0 space, daddy will make you feel better. That's why men are in charge of 0.0 alliances. LAWL sup playa
Cannibal BLT Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.21 17:07:00 - [12] Oh Jade, sorry I didn't realize. Don't worry about it man. Hit me up in game if you'd like, I'm here to help. Seriously dude. It sucks but a lot of us go through it.
Cannibal BLT Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.21 19:06:00 - [13] Originally by: Mister Qwerty but it is probably better for your ego to believe what you posted im sorry jade also how is goonfleet a hive mentality when we come within inches of civil war every 6 months I haven't read any of Jade's posts for the last few pages, however if he's still going on about goon individuality and ignoring posts, please make sure he's reminded that going "wah! I'm not replying to goons because they're highlighting my logical dissonance!" is the forum equivalent to: a 6 year old crying about not being fair and threatening to going home failing to take 0.0 space, then whining for nearly two years about game changes that must be made being middle aged yet unemployed. for years. You could say it's... very telling.

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